My mom + My dad - Condom = Greatest person alive.

(via itakemyselfveryseriously)
“Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.”
-Robert Pattinson.
“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
fyeahrobertpattinson:
How much money is in your wallet right now?
Thousands of dollars.-Robert pattinson